Reflections
from the Ahnishinahbæótjibway (We, the People)
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I am running
for any Chippewa Tribal
Office! Vote for me, Naanaboozho. My campaign is a campaign for Good
Government in the Democratic way.
Naanaboozho is looking for the Tribal Office where there is the
most
money to be made, where there are the most Treaty Rights to be sold,
where
there are the most resources to get kickbacks on. This
is my platform:
• Where there is corrupt government, I will
be in the thick of it.
• I will support graft, kickbacks, and
backroom deals.
• The news media should be closed because
they only confuse the issues by making people aware of what’s going on.
• Indian people shouldn’t have any rights,
because they had them before the White man came, anyway.
• The U.S. Government and the State should
keep control of the schools because they need a work force of “strong
backs and
weak minds” at $3.35 an hour.
• Whether it’s Communism or Capitalism, the
State owns everything. Indians used to
own everything, but since Europeans brought Feudalism to this
Continent,
Indians should assimilate at the bottom of the hierarchy.
Being a peasant or a peon builds muscles and
character.
• I favor welfare and general subsistence
payments out of trust funds. Indians
don’t need the money anyway, and welfare causes low self-esteem.
• I favor foster care, and using the White
dollar and White laws to break up Indian families.
• I favor the “hands off policy,” and keeping
the media uninformed, so that “science” can be advanced by doing
experiments on
Indians.
This platform
will be used to run
for United States Senate also. That’s
where the really big money is. I’ll be
in the thick and the think of it. When
Indian people wake up and kick the scoundrels out of office, I’ll quit
running. Until then, I’ll be a
candidate in all the elections. You
can’t have Good Government without Naanaboozho!
This Campaign
Ad Paid on My Behalf
by My Low Friends in High Places.
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